don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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