Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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