No stitches, just platelets and will power
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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