Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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