just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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