Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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