what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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