i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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