We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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