Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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