you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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