How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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