D3 body, D1 cock
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
