The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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