at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
PANTIES FOUND
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