YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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