doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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