I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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