ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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