Please, let me fuck your mom
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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