Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize