so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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