I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
