I just saw a hot homeless man
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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