you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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