Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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