Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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