You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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