Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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