Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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