hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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