just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize
