I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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