okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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