Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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