lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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