We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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