sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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