Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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