still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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