I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm passing your future prison.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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