I hate all girls vehemently.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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