When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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