Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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