the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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