I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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