No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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