i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
why is half of my head shaved?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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