we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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