i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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