My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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