Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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