haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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