Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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