You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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