I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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