it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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