But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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