doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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